TYPICALLY ENGLISH (PETULA CLARK)

TYPICALLY ENGLISH

I'M A TYPICALLY ENGLISH ROSEBUD
BORN OF TYPCALLY ENGLISH STOCK
WITH A TYPICALLY ANGLO-SAXON FAMILY TREE
I RECEIVED MY EDUCATION IN A TYPCALLY ENGLISH WAY
AT A TYPICALLY ENGLISH GIRL ACADAMY

I PLAY TYPICALLY ENGLISH TENNIS
AT A TYPICALLY ENGLISH CLUB
WITH A TYPICALLY ENGLISH FEELING
FOR FAIR PLAY. I HAVE TYPICALLY
ENGLISH CRUMPETS WITH MY TYPICALLY ENGLISH TEA
AT THE END OF EVERY TYPICALLY ENGLISH DAY

FATHER IS A TYPICALLY ENGLISH COLONEL
HOME IS A TYPICALLY ENGLISH COUNTRY TOWN
MUMMIE AND I PLAY TYPICALLY ENGLISH
PATIENCE WHILE THE TYPICALLY ENGLISH
RAIN IS POURING DOWN.

WE'RE A TYPICALLY ENGLISH FAMILY WHO
TAKES TYPICALLY ENGLISH VACS IN A
TYPICALLY ENGLISH SPOT IN THE SOUTH
OF FRANCE. AND IF HAROLD WILSON ASK
US TO PAY TYPICALLY ENGLISH TAX WE
SAY: SORRY,NOT A TYPICALLY ENGLISH CHANCE!

FATHER WEARS A TYPICALLY BEATLE HAIRCUT
PLAYS THE GUITAR, WHICH MAKES FATHER
RATHER RICH. FATHER SOMETIMES LOOKS MUCH
MORE LIKE MOTHER, AND WHEN THEY'RE
TOGETHER YOU CAN'T TELL WHICH IS WHICH

WE'VE A TYPICALLY ENGLISH SPANIEL WHO
LIKES TYPICALY ENGLISH WALKS PAST THE
TYPICALLY ENGLISH TREES ACROSS THE HEATH
AND IF ANYONE ASKS ME HOW I LIKE THIS
TYPICALLY ENGLISH LIFE  --
I AM FED UP TO MY TYPICALLY ENGLISH TEETH!